Post Situational

The shop is offensively orange. I think I owned a t-shirt this colour once, as a fashion-unconscious teenager. I’ve never seen it on a building before and can only assume the paint was acquired on sale just before the shade was made illegal nation-wide. It is also offensively large and largely empty. Three rows of office stationary-cupboard-shelving run the 12m from entrance to counter, a motherboard, wireless adapter, and modem spread evenly across their prairie-like plateaus. The rear of the shop seems to contain slightly more merchandise, but it’s lost in shadow and the haze of distance so it’s hard to be sure.

This kind of enterprise should really be run out hole-in-the-wall style teller’s booths, fronting directly onto the street, backed by over-stuffed but highly organised storage cupboards, tied by logistical pathways to warehouses out in the suburbs, where land is cheap and the view is dull. One would front up with a list of specifications and receive anonymous brown cardboard boxes differentiated only by size and Helvetica type on the side identifying their contents. Service would be accomplished with minimum fuss and a polite nod (but no smile) by a middle-aged geek with the approximate social skills, and knowledge-base, of a public-access internet terminal. Then one would go one’s way with goods as encrypted packets, generated when the barcodes were scanned, bounced back to the warehouse updating a stock order that would be filled three times a day, more accurate than clockwork.

Computer equipment is post-retail, or should be, especially once we’re dealing with the networking end of the spectrum, trying to sex-up data for sale to a population bullied into expecting every purchase event to be accompanied by a fanfare of glitter is so counter the point as to engender eye-punching rage. I was a promised a future, I’m tired of accepting the dismal substitute; a past with increasingly flashy technology.

In the Broken Orbit of Icarus

He fell from the sky like mechanical doom; dragged to earth by the collective weight of the hubris of mankind.

In the wake of his passage the air sung a dirge of displacement and shame as it sought to catch itself and return to equilibrium.

He landed in the centre of the great field of Man’s worst and most prolific stupidities.

And his failure was handed from one to another like a gift by those blinded by their own unwillingness to see.

The blind ruled the sighted through perversion and the broken ideals of poets and philosophers and prophets.

And they congratulated themselves on the wondrous fire of their shared foolishness.

He landed in the darkest, benighted lands of our enemies and we rushed to follow in the broken orbit of Icarus.

2 Parts Content

He sits across the table, wild blond hair framing the expression that I’ve seldom seen him drop and will ever associate with him; two parts goofy grin, one part wry and knowing smile. Perfectly relaxed and perfectly still; perfectly alive in this exact moment. I suspect he is a prophet of contentment, a man who is actually happy in the moment, seeing the best in every situation he finds himself experiencing, honestly and without abashment living all those core truths that the rest of us cynically assume to be hollow cliches. It’s a life I often wish I could live myself, but for now at least I know that is being lived by someone, somewhere. That may have to suffice.

Junkie

Grey hair, steel-sky eyes, and a smile shattered by years of dental-neglected. Saggy, raver physique mirroring slackness in the eyes and paunch. And a personal odour that lingers long after he passes from the room. It gets into the carpet, and my clothing; I catch after-shocks of it later in the day, returning home.

“I used to do drugs, now I just do vinyl. Just as expensive, but at least you have something to show for it.”

You Don’t Have to be Rockabilly to Work Here, But it Helps

I imagine him as a Chester, it’s certainly a name fit for a grinning 40 year old rockabilly.

Short sleeves, always, with bold cartoon writing across the back, advertising some long-dead or possibly fictional motor-mechanic. Faded tattoos down skinny arms; indistinct images and swathes of solid black. Disturbingly clean jeans turned up with mathematical precision above black work boots. And slick hair running in clean vectors from a tall forehead atop that grinning face.

Nice guy, Chester. Makes a mean cup of coffee too.

Up The Flag Poll

It’s that time of year again; we’re looking back over the year and picking out favourites in various categories, polls are being published with grandiose titles that they’re going to fail to live up to, and it’s kind of silly because this time is really no more inherently the end/beginning of anything than any other time.

The polls are always the ones that get me. It’s interesting to read through people’s likes and dislikes of the year, I generally come away with a list of stuff that I missed, some of which I’ll probably like. But the polls are just so much bullshit. They will always tell you more about the people voting in the poll than the so-called subject matter. I read the RA poll recently and it’s pretty obvious that people who frequent RA only listen to techno; DJs from other genres of EDM barely figure. Mixmag will similarly feature a bunch of trance and progressive-house DJs, and most popular/mainstream dance polls will be awash with DJs who will claim to play dubstep, whether they actually do or not.

Combine narrow-mindedness, tunnel vision, and ignorance and a whole bunch of reprobates with the same prejudices will love you. Express a well-balanced opinion born of careful and thorough analysis and you will be completely ignored. No wonder I despise popular opinion so much.

Resonant Grey

Hanging grey, muggy and oppressive heat. Air sticks to the back of my neck, unmoving. Static flicker in the atmosphere and the promise of rain. The city is grey also; a reflection of the sky. Or perhaps it is the other way around. Gusts of wind flick in and out of alleys, losing momentum on the main streets and fading, only to reappear 50 metres down the road. It is early evening, or late afternoon, a time neither here nor there. I’m hitting the streets only now as the petulant weather of the day begins to slacken, allowing the slight possibility of respite from a day humid and burning.

There is a low-slung rumble and rhythmic pounding rising to meet me as I near the corner. Then around, and into an alley painted up like a temple-prostitute in colours gaudy and lewd. The clamour of a hundred voices from the walls; a culture losing itself in its attempts to decide whether it is art or politics or just the base pissing-instinct of those who would otherwise fear themselves unheard. I reach for an aural prophylactic as I near the epicentre of the pulsing music, the sound runs to 100dB.

A shipping container, transported at great expense from the docks and painted blood-red, serves as the bar, heavy wire fencing and loose corrugated plastic enclose the remainder of the venue; reclaimed urban wasteland. 200 meters in any direction shoppers and tourists and diners prowl the main streets. These alleyways are the best-published secret of the city.

Through the chain link and past the world’s happiest security guard a hundred aged ravers and post-hippies sway and grind to a regular sucking pulse. Bass and more bass, alternating to create a meta wave hidden, encoded in a twin-binary sequence. Here and there a face under 30 looks out of place, near the entrance a half-dozen of them cluster together. I pause to share greetings with a few friends and familiar faces, then move through the loose-pressed crowd, occasionally touching an elbow and nodding hello, more acquaintances now, recognised from times when this sort of outing was a more regular part of my life.

I turn back toward the entrance and a small cluster of friends and find a place to settle; a corner of the twisted, tiered plywood hillside that serves the clientele as seat, table, and, occasionally, dance-floor. Some relaxed chatter passes back-and-forth between us, but neither the music, nor the earplugs we wear to mute it really encourage discourse. The DJ has been playing basically the same song since I arrived, and I’m beginning to suspect that the sound system is poorly balanced; obscuring the mid- and high-frequencies, diminishing the variation between tracks, but perhaps he only likes one, very narrow, slice of subgenre and the other frequencies just aren’t there. It certainly works for the crowd, most of whom are moving easily with the beat. Personally I find this kind of music too cynical; all the elements required to make people dance are included, but nothing more, no dressing. It’s like a movie written by a bunch of producers who have zeroed in on what the lowest-common-denominator wants through focus groups and have dispensed with the need for creatives to be involved at all.

Music-by-the-numbers aside, the vibe is open and friendly; even the staff, struggling amongst the punters with wicker baskets to collect spent beverages, are smiling at everyone. I can think of many worse environments to be in at 5.30 on a Saturday afternoon. Thoughts of conversation abandoned, I decide to get up and dance. As if on cue, the music shifts now; off-beat stabs double the thickness of the sound immediately and I realise there is nothing wrong with the sound system at all. The DJ is actually a duo and they have swapped places now, between track-selection and effects-tweaking. The music swells and the crowd reacts positively. A syncopated disco groove builds over the four-four rhythm, joined by a simple looping melody that sounds like a sonata after a half-hour of cynic-house. My friend calls me a sell-out for liking disco, but I note that it’s drawn him to the floor also, though perhaps he made the journey purely to mock me.

I stay awhile on the dance-floor, edging slowly toward the centre, always seeking to gain that extra couple of square-centimetres of space, observing the crowd as they jostle around me. I’m locked into an auto-pilot sway and I scope the style of other punters, most have their own peculiar aesthetic; acquired over the last decade in bits and pieces. Despite this there is an overall cohesion to the look of the group.

The rain has been coming and going for a while, but halfheartedly. It begins now in earnest; releasing the smell of wet bitumen form the lane-way and quickly revealing the many flaws in the corrugated-plastic roofing. As it happens one of them is almost directly over the site of the temporary DJ-booth so the organisers spring into action to tarp over the equipment where possible without impeding the performers. One grabs a large, corporate-logoed umbrella and stands behind the DJs, sheltering them. Behind him another promoter drops liquid-LSD on his eyeballs with a prescription eye-dropper. He allows the drug to settle for a moment before trading places with the umbrella-holder.

Later, the world turned a darker grey by the gathering storm, I stand in a queue for the toilets, in a second shipping-container at the rear of the venue. The acoustic quality in the box is bizarre; a collection of modes built by its internal-dimensions and the density of worked steel. I lean my head back against the wall and the sound is transmitted mechanically through my skull, the pulsing amplified in presence by an order of magnitude; resonant within and whithout.